HAIRY SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Bella!
"I'm a sad gurl because men are always expecting women to have shaved legs, pussy, armpits. We've all got hair and its supposed to be there!"
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SAD GURLZ DO NEW YEARS
New Year, new things to be sad about.
SAD GURLZ DO HANUKKAH
Eight days of Hanukkah, infinite days of sadness.
SAD GURLZ DO CHRISTMAS
"We were too sad on Christmas. We're even sadder now that it's over"
BLUE SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Lindsey!
"I'm a SAD GURL because on the outside, I am all giggles and butterflies. But on the inside, I am a shivering wet cricket that is afraid of everything."
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ANGLOPHILE SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Rachel!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I'm an American whose heart belongs to England."
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CRAFTY SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Emma!
"I'm a SAD GURL because apparently crafting isn't cool anymore."
SAD GURLZ DO THANKSGIVING
SAD GURLZ are too sad to give thanks.
SLEEP SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Kelsey!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I love to sleep but going to sleep means having to eventually wake up."
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SOCIAL MEDIA SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Samiha!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I got dumped over iMessage last summer and to this day I can't see the peace sign emoji without tearing up. [peace sign emoji] [crying face emoji]"
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SAD GURLZ DO HALLOWEEN!
SAD GURLZ don't need costumes, life is scary enough.
RADIO SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Sophia!
“I’m a SAD GURL because there are so few independent radio stations left that haven’t been eaten up by large corporations.”
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HORROR FREAK SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Alyson!
"I'm a horror freak SAD GURL because only by embracing the darkness can I satisfy my sadness."
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SAD GURLZ GO BACK TO SCHOOL
Welcome back! Your favorite SAD GURLZ hope you have a great semester.
MUSCLE SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Sarah!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I'm not a tall muscle meat head with an intimidating aura. In my next life I hope to reborn as one. :("
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GEEK SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Bailey!
"I'm a SAD GURL because when I participate in geek culture, I'm left behind by my male counterparts who see themselves as being "geekier" and therefore better than me. Also, I get pretty sexualized, and that sucks."
HIPPIE SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Kara!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I was born in the wrong generation. I wish I lived during the 70s so I could follow the Grateful Dead all over and wear bell bottoms and just be apart of a time that promotes peace and freedom."
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SAD GURLZ DO FOURTH OF JULY
MAKE AMERICA SAD AGAIN!
GIRLY SAD GURL
MEET SAD GURL CHLOE!
"I'm a SAD GURL because it's impossible to find love in a city like New York."
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RENAISSANCE SAD GURL
Meet SAD GURL Sydney!
"I'm a SAD GURL because I'm interested in so many things, but feel pressured to pick just one to pursue. I also get bored easily, so when I focus on one thing, I naturally start to want to do something else. Sometimes it's really frustrating. Other times, I'm thankful that I have a lot of different interests. I'm like Kanye West, but with boobs."
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